Why pizza and Mountain Dew is the breakfast of champions

Pizza and Mountain Dew is equivalent to a hearty breakfast of pancakes, eggs, bacon and sausage. Observe:

• Pancakes equal the pizza crust.
• The cheese is your dairy product. Very important to start your day with some milk.
• Sausage and bacon on the pizza=sausage and bacon on the plate.
• Pepperoni equals... well... we don't want to be fundamentalists about this, do we?
• Anchovies. Somewhere in the world someone is eating fish for breakfast. So there.

And then there is Mountain Dew. Ah, the nectar of the gods. Mountain Dew is the biblical drink, which qualifies it for any meal of the day. "As the dew of Hermon falls upon the mountains of Zion, there the Lord commands the blessing, life forevermore." Psalm 133:3, baby. Never say that a Catholic doesn't know his Bible :)