Tuesday, April 27, 2010

To Erin, in response to a Facebook post which I felt was particularly egregious (featuring copious use of asterisk-masked profanity)

Erin: "I am NOT going to get started and tirade. However...." And then on came the tirade.

Yeah, "both parties have made many mistakes and the blaming and pointing fingers is getting us NO WHERE!", but " I am done even arguing with or debating liberals." Yeah, way to avoid the name-calling. First step is to kill the words conservative and liberal. Admit that they mean nothing. The only purpose they serve is to keep us from dialogue, because after all, if a person is a liberal or a conservative, we don't have to talk with them, we know how they are going to think and react, right? Wrong. Doesn't matter if it's liberal crap or conservative crap, crap is crap and comes from the same source, an asshole.

(Just as an aside, OF COURSE Obama was adamant about passing health care. If he wasn't adamant, he gets called a waffler who doesn't live up to his promises and doesn't stand for anything. If he is adamant (as he was) he is accused of ramming through legislation without listening to the people. I'd rather him use my tax money to help people as opposed to having them killed. He who has ears to hear, let them hear.)

(I will now grant Brian O.'s request for Democrat bashing. They have no balls. Rahm Emanuel is the only one with anything approaching a spine. There. Equal time.)

And Brian my former lab partner says "We need out of the box ideas to save a republic that's drowning under its own weight." Well, Brian, guess what. To quote Dana Carvey as Bush Sr. "Ain't guh happen." Because once the thinker is out of the box the guy with the hammer is there to bash his f*cking head in, like ducks at a carnival game. Don't think so? What's Robert Kennedy up to these days? Martin Luther King? Malcolm X? John F. Kennedy?

Brian the lab partner, you wanted me to write, so here it is.This is how each party can win the Presidency in 2012. Democrats, you want Obama for a second term? Bust your ass for Sarah Palin. Go to every rally, switch parties and vote for her in the primaries, grit your teeth and wear your Palin Power T-shirt, do whatever it takes to get her nominated. Because she is the only one Obama is going to have a chance in hell against.

Republicans, you want to win the Presidency in 2012? Don't nominate someone who is 60 years old or over. I am serious. Study the statistics. Whenever there has been an age difference of ten years or more, the young guy wins every time. Every time. Unless their name is Sarah Palin, who has no chance in hell. Let's throw out some names. Mike Huckabee. Bobby Jindal. Tim Pawlenty. Don't even think about Mitt Romney. That evangelical voting bloc ain't gettin' behind no Mormon. Plus he's over 60. No Presidency for you. Next!

There, Brian of the lab partner Brians, you wanted me to write. Now I have real issues to deal with, not this political bullsh*t.

Sean

PS- Damn, that was good. I think this is going on my blog :)

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