Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Lo These 40 Days of Lent

Lesson number one: a paczki is a jelly doughnut. A paczki is a freaking jelly doughnut! And you can get jelly doughnuts year round. So forget about standing in line outside "a genuine Polish bakery", just go to Krispy Kreme. Forget about looking down your nose at people because you grew up in Parma and that's where the good stuff is at. A PACZKI IS A FREAKING JELLY DOUGHNUT. No more and no less.

In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit, Amen.


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